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You set a place at the dinner table for your cat. You have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's." You call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat. You and kitty have matching outfits. Your spouse says, "Me or the cat!" and there's no hesitation. You never go to the door unless it's to let a cat in/out. Your favorite friends have fleas. You chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox. You are lost for conversation with non-cat people. You meow so well, you confuse the cats. You bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore...at length.... author unknown but sure sounds like me! 
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